Howdy!

This is my first attempt at a vanity site... Though it's not my first website - for that you can trot over to The Nightmare Wrestling Foundation and see what alot of free time can kick together... Heh.

Information about me is in order, I suppose... Deal.

From: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Age: Born in Aug, 1970 (sneaky update dodge)
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 250-270 (depending on the menu)
Hair: Dark Brown past my shoulders in a ponytail, usually....
Eyes: Four. Two plastic, two hazel.
Ethnicity: Native American/Czech (Paleface Injun)
Marital Status: Single
Orientation: Heterosexual (Hey, I know, but when you're over 25 and not married ppl wonder...)

• Drywall Finisher (LU 1955) - I play with mud for a living...
• Freestyle Martial Arts - Since I was 12, if it hurt - I learned it. Specialized in Jiujitsu and similar grappling styles.
• Semi-Talented Cartoonist (published in IBPAT Magazine, and Union Newsletter)
• Semi-Talented Poet (published in neighborhood, and city newspapers).
• Semi-Talented Writer (published Editorial in City Paper)
• Computers (I own four, and built two of them). Self-taught since the Commodore 64 was big.
• Speaks Japanese at or about a fourth grade level (HEY! For self-taught and no native speakers within 500 miles, that's GREAT!)

• Cartoons - Specializing in Anime and the 80s... Voicechaser.
• Comics - Haven't bought them in a while, though... They still make the X-Men, right?
• Role-Playing Games - Ex-Gamemaster of no less than thirteen commercial RPGs.
• Music - No talent musically, but make up for it with diversity (Alternative to Zydeco).
• Science Fiction - If it's far-out, weird, or spacey, I like it.
• Theology - Know the Bible. Know the Qu'ran. Know the Talmud. Studied lots of others, too... My motto is 'It's Your DUTY to Plant the Seed of Doubt in All Fanatics You Find.' It's fun, too...
• Wrestling - I admit, it's stupid... But stupid FUNNY. Ex-Backyard Brawler.
• Videogames - HEY! It's cool, now, OKAY? Specific interests in Japanese Import Wrestling Games (FirePro RULES THE EARTH)

Well, this is one I have to be blunt with. I'm weird.

VERY weird.

With most people, that means they get shunned and abused. But that's when the nerd is a little twerp, and I'm sort of a monster. So people stay away from me and generally keep one hand on their pistols whenever I start talking...

I'm a very odd duck... I have a sense of humor that makes people think of MST3K if it starred Dennis Miller, George Carlin, and Bob Goldthwait - and was on 24 hours a day... I break chops/balls, but never maliciously... Just a big wiseacre. VERY big. Heh. Add in that I look like a Police Sketch, and we're not exactly talking about Prince Charming. More like a Prints Alarming, though if we're going titular, I prefer Baron Waste... Heh.

I've been in Cyberspace almost as long as it's had a name, and started onlining when the fastest you could get was a 1200 bauder on the C-64. That would be since '85. Paid a MINT for that Commodore, too... Still have it. Just doesn't work. :)